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| User: | bloodfyr (933061) 
Chronicles of a Liberal Fag
On a secret mission to destroy America's morality
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| Name: | Cydian Altir Bloodfyr: Part-Time Boy |
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| Website: | FurAffinity |
| Location: | Clayton, New Jersey, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1985-09-08 |
| AOL IM: |  Twice Tailed (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  Twice_Tailed (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | So I was driving down Delsea Drive when I saw a warning sign saying, "Caution: Men Working in Trees", and behind them were men working ON trees, from the GROUND. But they weren't working IN the trees. The sign lied. Because the sign was telling me that the men were monkeys. Only monkeys work in trees. But as we all know...men aren't monkeys. Men are made by God. Everything here was made by God. The Earth. The sea. The animals. The plants. Adam. But not Eve. Eve was made from a rib from Adam. God could make EVERYTHING in the universe, but not a rib bone. So like...are ribs super powerful or something? Some force of primeval energy that even God could not hope to contain? Maybe it's Dracula's rib. You know...from Castlevania 2? Eve is made from Dracula's rib, which explains why all women are vile, blood-sucking harpies. QUICK! GET THE WHIP! THE DEMON DRACULA TREE MONKEY WOMEN ARE AFTER US! AND DON'T FORGET THE HOLY WATER! MAKE IT THE GOOD CASTLEVANIA 5 ITEM CRASHABLE HOLY WATER! NOT THE PUSSY ONE FROM CASTLEVANIA 4. That one leaves stains on clothing. Oh and don't bother with the throwing dagger. You know who else liked the throwing dagger? HITLER.
Mmmhmm. Widely believed fact.
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![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tempirius says: bloodfyr is like an old car. Dependable, reliable, but every time you want to do something, really bizzare things'll happen on the way, and he'll get very sad if nobody's paying attention to him."
talekyn says: bloodfyr makes me smile, and actually responds to my comments even when he doesn't think I'm funny. That is the sign of a great person -- putting up with folks on LJ you would never be friends with in real life!
ultima_chocobo had this to say: bloodfyr is like Jell-o puddin' pops. Wait, no. Actually, he's a lot like the new coke: Classy, yet refreshing every time I come across him.
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| Memories:: | 31 entries |
| Pictures: | over 600 public |
| Interests: | 111: +anima, 24-hour diners, [adult swim], a-(ryo)!, animals, anime, anti-gravity shirt tails, athf, b+n parking lot, bashing oversensitive dramawhores, bdsm, being lazy, berating stupid people, bisexuality, blood, bondage, bondage collars, boycotting lj sponsors, buying cheap games, capcom, castlevania, catgirls, command & conquer, computers, cowboy bebop, culdcept, cum, cynicism, dir en grey, disgaea, doctor who, domination, doppleganger!, duel monsters, dynasty warriors, erotica, flcl, forbidden love, foxtrot, fuckbuddies, furries, furry, gackt, games, gaming, gangbangs, gay, gradius, group sex, halo, hentai, homosexuality, insomnia, jersey, jrock, kitty hats, leather, linux, litestep, lucky wuffs foot, malik ishtar, marik ishtar, men, mp3s, music, naked women, new jersey, old school rpgs, pain, playing video games, plus anima, plushies, polyamory, porn, queen of wands, random observations, reading, roflcl, role playing, sarcasm, scritches, sex, skydiving, something positive, south jersey, squigglz, submission, submissive, tails, tapestries, the black mages, the internet, the jersey devil, thee michelle gun elephant, tiberium, tinysex, trolling yahoo, venus envy, watching tv, wawas, webcomics, weird nj, wolves, women, writing, yami no yuugi, yaoi, yiff, yu-gi-oh, yu-gi-oh gx, yu-gi-oh! |
| Schools: | Clayton Middle/High School - Clayton, NJ (1997 - 1999)
Gloucester County Institute of Technology, Academy of Finance and Information Technology - Sewell, NJ (1999 - 2003)
Camden County College - Blackwood, NJ (2007 - 2008)
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| Friends: | | 87: | aheram, animegirlmika, antar000, antivv0rd, ataventure, aury, blizleopard, bossgoji, brathor, craydrygu, cydianinpics, darkpaw, defenestrate_me, eska_rina, felixandrews, foxbrush, foxhack, frostfur, frostpaw, frostybunny, fuego_gukumatz, haubitze, hungrywolf_84, iangilbraith, iankeith, izzyneko, jakineko_kimen, kailucidricwolf, kajidoh, kayfox, kookyfox, kurtbatz, lazyfox, life_on_m, lonebluewolf, loubobcat, magnoliamoon, mikha, mystichik, netquiddler, nightflurry, ninjaswiftblade, noir_draconid, nomadicrenegade, pawsrpg, pedrolino_panic, phiari, prguitarman, pseudo_zen, qual, quetzadrake, raptorianone, rattuskid, return2zero, rexar, rhettfoxcoon, rohein, saithey, scrionwolf, sethrayburd, shin_bio_hazard, shunaria, shy_matsi, silver_mchowl, simbab, solosturm, sphix, squigglz, stevefoxx, tadtale, talekyn, taurath, tekiewolf, tempirius, theinfamousbaka, therealeggman, tikuko, travisvalkhar, typhonic, ultima_chocobo, unclekage, vetiver_zizan, vonne, xxguiltysinsxx, zerker_tc, zerohour3k, ziabandito555 |  | 27: | 1word1day, anthrocon, baddrivers, bigfinishlove, dwaudios, furreviews, furrtive, geek_furs, imquotes, leftfurs, livequotes, lj_biz, lj_maintenance, loyaltyliberty, nazi_furs, omg_tmi, openpaws, paidmembers, playthedamncard, plushtrip, roflcl, show_yer_sheath, soviet_furs, tapestries, tv_quotes, wawa_lovers, zagreuswaits |  | 8: | concessionwebc, heartcomic, idrewthiscomic, jrocknycfeed, rudepundit, sinfestfeed, vgc, xkcd_rss |
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| Friend of: | 116: aheram, aiko_kitsune, amosempre, animegirlmika, antar000, antivv0rd, ataventure, aury, blizleopard, bossgoji, brathor, chiarra_haskins, craydrygu, darklight3, darkpaw, defenestrate_me, djcrimsonfox, erudito, eska_rina, felixandrews, fenrisfox, fortysixplustwo, foxbrush, foxhack, frostdemn, frostfur, frostpaw, frostybunny, fuego_gukumatz, gerifaned, haubitze, hungrywolf_84, iangilbraith, iankeith, icepaws, itzafurrball, izzyneko, jakineko_kimen, jeil_kitty, jordan179, jynnae, kailucidricwolf, kajidoh, kayfox, kit_kitsune, kookyfox, krasnyfox, lai_dragon, lazyfox, life_on_m, lonebluewolf, lots42, loubobcat, lovely_sapphire, magnoliamoon, maikujaku, mikha, mystichik, netquiddler, nightflurry, ninjaswiftblade, nocommonsense12, noir_draconid, nomadicrenegade, ogredrew, onescardykitty, oz_kitten, paradox_fox, pawsrpg, pedrolino_panic, prguitarman, princesslola, pseudo_zen, qual, quetzadrake, radarnocturn, raptorianone, rattuskid, return2zero, rexar, rhettfoxcoon, rohein, saithey, scrionwolf, sethrayburd, shin_bio_hazard, shippofoxfire, shunaria, shy_matsi, silver_mchowl, simbab, smillee, snaury, solosturm, sphix, squigglz, stevefoxx, tadtale, talekyn, taurath, tekiewolf, tempirius, theinfamousbaka, therealeggman, thesighs, tikuko, travisvalkhar, tricksterwolf, typhonic, ultima_chocobo, vetiver_zizan, vonne, xxguiltysinsxx, zerker_tc, zerohour3k, ziabandito555 |
| Member of: | 48: anthrocon, bad_sex, baddrivers, bigfinishlove, bookish, bookshare, coworkers_suck, customers_suck, dir_en_grey, dwaudios, exmormon, fuckyoulist, furreviews, furrtive, geek_furs, historyisfun, ihasatardis, imquotes, indie_exchange, j_indies, japanpunk, kittypix, leftfurs, livequotes, lovers_of_love, loyaltyliberty, metaquotes, nazi_furs, omg_tmi, openpaws, pagepassage, paidmembers, playthedamncard, plushtrip, roflcl, shoprite_slaves, show_yer_sheath, show_your_cock, soviet_furs, starwars_eu, tapestries, thequestionclub, tv_quotes, wawa_lovers, write_away, wtf_inc, wuffyquotes, zagreuswaits |
| Account type: | Paid Account |
